"You have an amazing beard. Lumberjacks weep over it." "I want to rub my face on your face it's that great." "Your pecs are great too, like wow, I think they're bigger than Lydia's."
don't make a big deal out of it shhhhhh accept the compliment yeah i'm sober but my head feels like i got shot about forty times [ FUCK NO THAT'S ISAAC THAT'S NOT STILES scott your a+ impersonations are getting all jumbled up.] scott's taking care of me he says i'm an honest drunk
You are a very honest drunk. Though, to be fair, you don't have much of a brain-to-mouth filter in general. It just usually results in you sticking your foot in your mouth instead of babbling about how many different colors my eyes are.
[ Bro really you underestimate how often he and Stiles text each other. ]
It was pretty interesting, actually. You told me you did research about central heterochromia once. That was a lot of dedication. And you are definitely aren't the smoothest. At all.
WHAT NOT COOL MAN kjashdkjas i am officially the worst best friend in the world holy jesus if you break his heart i'll snap your neck so like don't do that because i actually don't want to kill you that much
and if you have a thing for him too you should definitely tell him because it would not only make me 100% correct and therefore bragging rights but it would make stiles happy kid deserves happiness
I don't make a point of bringing this up, but Need I remind you that I haven't had the most prestigious dating history. I'm not exactly keen on the idea of putting anyone else through that, with or without the psychopathy.
well i don't want to make a big deal out of it since it probably isn't the nicest topic but i think the others were just kinda bad at heart i don't think you're cursed i think you're 2/2 and are giving up trying not that i blame you but here is a little known fact stiles stilinski is my best friend, and he's also the greatest guy that i know
if you don't think stiles is a good guy then you don't deserve him he's not like kate or ms blake and i think that's a risk that you have to be willing to take
No, that's not quite what I meant. But thank you for the vote against me being cursed. You would be one of very few in that particular group.
I mean that I've been through something I actually would not want to inflict on anyone else. Meaning that I have absolutely no intentions of hurting Stiles, now or in the foreseeable future. He's literally the furthest thing from either of them. [ He actually reminds me of someone > Delete ]
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you should see how halfheartedly he's trying to get the phone right now he's curious about you he doesn't care about what's happened to you before or, well, he does care but it's not like that's going to stop him trust me when stiles gets going, it's hard to end it and that's pretty much how your crushes are gonna work
I'm dumb for a lot of things, apparently. I'm sure you could get an essay out of someone.
[ lol doesn't matter this is Derek Hale you're talking to Scott. Shit you say he's already thought himself. ]
Personally I was imagining him squawking more than anything else. Believe me, I know exactly what happens when Stiles gets going about anything that even remotely catches his attention, for better or worse. At this point I'm not sure if *that's* for better or worse, since I've been on the receiving end of it a good number of times. Just not quite directly in that capacity. You sound so very sure about that.
uh i /am/ sure i know stiles like the back of my hand and i think i know you well enough too so i know you're both way smarter than me in a bunch of ways but jesus when you two were born you got the short end of the romantic stick
[ and scott has too little buddies, so he knows what he's talking about ]
just make out already it's seriously not about anything other than that not about kate or ms blake or anyone else jesus if you like him kiss him if you like it put a ring on it actually don't do that you need to get my blessing first but you get the point don't be complicated
[ If he said that out loud there wouldn't be any bite or annoyance to it, just. Literally this is surreal. Scott what. ]
I think I would need to get his father's blessing before yours, no offense to the ""bro code."" We are not going to get into how very awkward that particular conversation would become. And you are so very far from the first person to tell me I should just make out with him already. Your advice coincides pretty soundly with Cora's and she hasn't been around Stiles and I together nearly as long as you have.
But I get the point. Are you done or should I let you get more out of your system before I tell you to go give Stiles his phone back.
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"I want to rub my face on your face it's that great."
"Your pecs are great too, like wow, I think they're bigger than Lydia's."
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embarrassing but not entirely wrong okay
you have great pecs
and also a great everything
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Are you actually sober now or did you think more alcohol was an effective remedy to a hangover?
(It's not.)
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shhhhhh accept the compliment
yeah i'm sober but my head feels like i got shot about forty times [ FUCK NO THAT'S ISAAC THAT'S NOT STILES scott your a+ impersonations are getting all jumbled up.]
scott's taking care of me
he says i'm an honest drunk
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You are a very honest drunk.
Though, to be fair, you don't have much of a brain-to-mouth filter in general.
It just usually results in you sticking your foot in your mouth instead of babbling about how many different colors my eyes are.
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well that
no i don't remember that
also i'm offended, i'm the smoothest
lets not talk about that ever again
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It was pretty interesting, actually.
You told me you did research about central heterochromia once.
That was a lot of dedication.
And you are definitely aren't the smoothest. At all.
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[ what the FUCK DOES THAT MEAN HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN STD ]
yeah well i research everything
but you can go ahead and think you're special, if you want
even if that's kinda gross??
[ omfg derek has an std and stiles did not tell scott he is in so much trouble ]
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Central heterochromia is a condition where there are two colors in one iris.
Give Stiles back his phone, Scott.
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dude you're talking to me like i didn't know that
i'm not scott how could you ever think that
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1/2
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(no he's not he's such a baddie) ]
hello this is stiles stilinski and i wanna jump your bones real bad and look into your freaky colored eyes and rub my face against your beard
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That's doable.
[ Let's see how quickly that sends you both fleeing. ]
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ajkhsdkasdjfs
well stiles will be pleased
to a bro (derek) from a bro (scott)
he actually does have a thing for you so
if you mess with him i'll beat you up i don't care how pretty your eyes are
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I won't mess with him, but your warning has been heeded.
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NOT COOL MAN
kjashdkjas i am officially the worst best friend in the world holy jesus
if you break his heart i'll snap your neck
so like
don't
do that
because i actually don't want to kill you that much
and if you have a thing for him too you should definitely tell him
because it would not only make me 100% correct and therefore bragging rights
but it would make stiles happy
kid deserves happiness
1/2
This is so much easier when it's actually to Stiles, he picks up on it.
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I don't make a point of bringing this up, but
Need I remind you that I haven't had the most prestigious dating history.
I'm not exactly keen on the idea of putting anyone else through that, with or without the psychopathy.
You have bragging rights, by the way.
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but i think the others were just kinda bad at heart
i don't think you're cursed
i think you're 2/2 and are giving up trying
not that i blame you
but here is a little known fact
stiles stilinski is my best friend, and he's also the greatest guy that i know
if you don't think stiles is a good guy then you don't deserve him
he's not like kate or ms blake
and i think that's a risk that you have to be willing to take
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But thank you for the vote against me being cursed.
You would be one of very few in that particular group.
I mean that I've been through something I actually would not want to inflict on anyone else.
Meaning that I have absolutely no intentions of hurting Stiles, now or in the foreseeable future.
He's literally the furthest thing from either of them.
[ He actually reminds me of someone
> Delete ]
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then you're dumb for thinking that.
[ WHOOPS maybe too blunt. ]
you should see how halfheartedly he's trying to get the phone right now
he's curious about you
he doesn't care about what's happened to you before
or, well, he does care but it's not like that's going to stop him
trust me
when stiles gets going, it's hard to end it
and that's pretty much how your crushes are gonna work
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I'm sure you could get an essay out of someone.
[ lol doesn't matter this is Derek Hale you're talking to Scott. Shit you say he's already thought himself. ]
Personally I was imagining him squawking more than anything else.
Believe me, I know exactly what happens when Stiles gets going about anything that even remotely catches his attention, for better or worse.
At this point I'm not sure if *that's* for better or worse, since I've been on the receiving end of it a good number of times.
Just not quite directly in that capacity.
You sound so very sure about that.
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i know stiles like the back of my hand
and i think i know you well enough too
so i know you're both way smarter than me in a bunch of ways but
jesus
when you two were born you got the short end of the romantic stick
[ and scott has too little buddies, so he knows what he's talking about ]
just make out already
it's seriously not about anything other than that
not about kate or ms blake or anyone else
jesus
if you like him kiss him
if you like it put a ring on it
actually don't do that you need to get my blessing first
but you get the point
don't be complicated
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[ If he said that out loud there wouldn't be any bite or annoyance to it, just. Literally this is surreal. Scott what. ]
I think I would need to get his father's blessing before yours, no offense to the ""bro code.""
We are not going to get into how very awkward that particular conversation would become.
And you are so very far from the first person to tell me I should just make out with him already.
Your advice coincides pretty soundly with Cora's and she hasn't been around Stiles and I together nearly as long as you have.
But I get the point.
Are you done or should I let you get more out of your system before I tell you to go give Stiles his phone back.
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